Dale Reynolds Racing Announces 5th Driver

Thursday, 28 January 2010 11:50

"Wow we actually got some snow up here in New England. Who woulda thunk it?" Dale Reynolds said as he walked in to the press conference room. This was met with a few laughs. "I want to just talk for a minute about the snow before I make the main announcement. I have a best friend coming up from Texas today and apparantly they hadn't gotten any snow in a long time, but when he moves down this year they get more snow than New England has gotten. Now that he's coming back up the coast, the snow seems to be following him. Man talk about a big white cloud hanging over your head wherever you go, you know what I mean?" This was met with more laughs.

"I am here to announce a new driver to the Dale Reynolds Racing stable. Some of you might find this one a little bit out there. I am here to announce that Michael Criswell (TECHEN001) will be the 5th member of our platoon at Dale Reynolds Racing." This was met with applause from those in attendance. "Michael Criswell is no longer going to be the king of blow-ups, not with our equipment. Everything was made easy, he was able to bring everything over to us without having to change a thing. We absorbed his car, his team and everything else that he came with. I feel TECHEN has a lot of un-tapped potential and we are going to make him a part of a winning team.

"Every other team here claims supremacy..." as Dale lifted up his 2009 Sprint Cup trophy for all to see "...But one team actually stands by it's claim, and that is Dale Reynolds Racing." And at that time, Ryan Moyer who was also in attendance, put his 2009 Nationwide and Camping World Truck series titles on the podium next to Dale's 2009 Sprint Cup championship and this was met with great applause and cheers. Still talking from behind the trophies so nobody can see him but still moving his arms where people can see him (meant to be a humorus thing) "Every other team can use fancy slogans to try to presuade you that they are better. We need no such thing. I'm staring at a bunch of gold right now and that's all the convincing anyone should need. With a combined 19 wins in Sprint Cup in 2009 (11 for Dale, 7 for Ryan, and Purity's Michigan win) we will remain a force to be reckoned with.

Michael Criswell will be joining a great team. Not only that, he gets to work with some top-tier names and the top-tier equipment in the NRL. Also let's not forget that Make Em Cry Motorsports also shares notes with us as well, and their great line off drivers will also be a force to be taken seriously.

Welcome to the team Michael! We look forward to stunning the NRL world with you.